One of my cousins has been adopted, oof!!!

October 9, 2013

photo_1 (2)My Cousin Woody has been adopted today!  He is a good monkey and will enjoy his forever home with Herr Skougard! OOF.

Have you considered adopting a monkey?  If you have please go to

In the box that reads FIND REGISTRANT enter “HUBERT” (that is my name, oof!) as “First name” (leave last name blank).  There you can adopt one of these cute guys….just let me know which one in the gift card on the site!!!

Please check out the rest of teh registry and have fun! Any help is a big help. You will see ways to contribute beer, cheeze, sausage and chocolate funds. There are some fun events that you can sign up for, they are fun too! Big “Danke” for taking a minute and checking it out!

Here are all vintage sockmonkeys whom have been lovingly fostered and spruced up by the people I live with, and they are ready for forever homes.  Woody is the 4th from the left, and he’s already got a home, but please read about his buddies!
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Did you know that the oldest caveman was found frozen in the Otztal Alps of Switzerland? Well my cuz, Otzi-munk is his direct decendant! Cromonkeymagnum is his super species! He is a little primitive, but very lovable once you warm up to him, oof. He likes spending time in the freezer, and can help you with ice management. He loves outdoor living and cooking his bananas on a bonfire. Good news is you don’t have to learn german to talk to him, he’s still using grunts and clicks, oof!

Pierre “Bonzo” Mercure
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Mon cousin, Pierre hails from Montreux, on the coast of lovely Lake Geneva. He loves le Jazz, le relaxing, le musique and le fromage, oof. In his youth he was the official Fondue-Garcon at the famous rock and roll recording Mountain Studios. Quick with a lighter and a can of sterno, he has melted cheese for some of the most famous rock musicians including Iggy Pop, Queen, David Bowie, and his favorite band, Smokie!

Emilio Largo aka. Milo
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Milo is an unusual cousin. I am not exactly sure where his lives, but it may be under a giant volcano in the sea. He apparently works for a big corporation called Spectre that I think makes fireworks and piñatas, but I am not sure. Oof. He is a special needs adoption monkey, cause he lost a eye while swimming with his own pet sharks. He is a snappy dresser, and after a few martinis you will surely form a bond with him.

Cookie Puss
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This guy is out-of this world! Tripping on the edge of reality, moving towards the outer limits, oof. This cousin of mine, is a way-out warrior of neutrality, and is charged with the electrons of love. Embrace the unknown, reach out to the future, this monkey will light the way, or at least help you live long and prosper. Oh yeah, and he likes to fling his extra-terrestrial poo, too!

Thanks for taking the time to read my blog, oof, and go to my party website! Socktoberfest friends are the best!


2 Responses to “One of my cousins has been adopted, oof!!!”

  1. hubert said

    The monkees need a home!

  2. Maybe I’ll bring their uncles from sweden, Ruprecht and Terrance, for a visit! Maybe they can sing Happy Birthday to Huber like Brett Monkey here singing happy birthday to Jemaine Monkey (cousins of the real Brett & Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords!):

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