OOF, Climb every mountain!

August 18, 2017


OOf can you believe it’s been 10 years?  I cannot…, I cannot actually remember any of those years, oof.  But I bet you do!  This year we will have our big party again, at ReBAR!  It will be more fun than ever…I am old, oof!


Before we get started i wanted to go over some of the ground rules, oof!


Do not let the Goat sit at the bar…


Do not give the Goat your beer…


Do not let the Goat eat my birthday cake…


Do not dress the Goat up in a silly outfit…


Do not Motorboat with the Goat…

All these things you cannot do with the Goat but you can enjoy with your legal and consenting friends tonight at Rebar, 1225 So. Main Street, Fabulous Las Vegas, oof.

Love, Hubert

Ps.  Look for me celebrating in the window, oof!

OOF, What happened!?!

August 14, 2016

Hubert forgot we went to Big Bear last year and had a blast!  What a Burn that naughty monkey is.  He forgot the whole year!

Oof, do you remember Big Bear?  It was fun, there was dancing and slapping, and sausages, and beer and Jager, and Alpenslide, and breakfust, and pontoon booze crooze, and all sorts of stuff!

This year we are announcing a special venue!!!  This year Socktoberfest will be at the amazing reBar in beautiful Downtown Las Vegas!  It’s a super fun place that is serious about it’s beer and big time blasts.  Hubert has been hanging out there every Saturday since they opened, he says it’s cause he likes the beer, but I think he has a Man-Monkey Crush on the bartender!bruce smiley.jpg

Check our ReBar on Facebook for info on the venue.  More news to come in the future, we hope everyone can come and celebrate!

Oof! The Party is over!

October 20, 2014

2008-12-17_DSC_2749Wow, that was a big party, oof! I want to thanks everyone for coming, it was fun!

I especially want to thank everyone who came and helped, by setting up, bringing food and drink, cleaning, running the tiki-tiki, dressing up like gnomes, making crazy koo-koo hats, going to my donations page and helping out, eating all the cheeze, breaking up fights between simians and foul, cooking up the brats, wearing your tracht-finery, singing with Squeezie, getting the tee shirts, drinking from the Clock, etc, oof!

It was crazy fun, there are photos all over the Facebook, I am glad, because I can’t always remember it…

Love, Hubert


PS.  See you in Munich!!!  For info send email to HUBERTFEST@AOL.COM


This is it! OOf!

October 18, 2014

Hello. this is Hubert. are you coming to my party? It is today….Have you eaten my homemade pickles before? Do you have the invite? Do you have the address? Are you ready to eat cheese? Do you like yummy beer?  Have you ever worn the cuckoo clock?  Do you like hot cheese?  Have you heard me blow my Alphorn?  Have you called the limo company to pick you up and take you home? Do you have your dirndl pressed?  Are you ready to eat sausages? Did you practice your chicken dance?  Do you like chocolate cake? Have you ever climbed the Matterhornz?  Do you know Heino? Are your lederhosen aired out? Are you ready to eat yummy potato salad? Are you ready for fun? Oof…

Oof!  I haven’t even finished picking my outfit for this year, but apparently there is planning for next years’ event happening all ready!

That crazy lady I live with is apparently getting messages from a talking pickle, telling her what to do!!!



It’s a big, big, announcement! Do you think you can handle it?  Are you ready, oof?  Are you sitting down?  Wait for it, wait for it……….


Destination: Munich 2015!!!!   Yes, you heard that right!!  The talking pickle says the party is going to be in Munich, Germany next year!  You can get all sorts of info on this at the party on Saturday and maybe even talk to the pickle yourself, oof!!!!



Everyone is getting ready and practicing for the main event, are you???Imagemonkeybeerfagcat-drinking-beer

My Party Registry is up, oof!

September 18, 2014

Hubert’s Special Party Assistance Registry is Up and Running! Please Search “Hubert” @


There’s lots of cool items up this year, maybe you will find something fun for yourself!


You might want to sing some Karaoke!



You might want to ring some cowbell!demotivational-poster-17800


or you just might want to drink alot of beer!


Any assistance is very appreciated to help Hubert have this awesome party!

Here it is!!!  This is Awesome, oof!  A tee shirt with me on it!!!  I love it and you will too!  OOF!Socktoberfest9-12-14

A un-baised panel of several Judges reviewed the designs and were floored by the overflow of talent that was exhibited by my friends, oof!  I’ve got some creative peeps…

This chosen, winning design was created by my friend,

Johnny “Velour” Gibson

Congrads, Johnny, you did a great job, oof!!!

There were so many awesome designs recieved from my friends from around the world, we have decieded that they are all runners up, oof, and will all recieve a special gift at the party!

Runners-Up include:

Anmar “Mexi-Swiss Princess” Wüthrich and Aaron “Skoug” Skougard

Naomi “Kawaii” Jensen

Heather “Luna Mama” King

Kenneth “Chive-head” Braaten

Roger “Opa” Couture

Sean “Go, Browns” Markle and

Luke “The ‘Stash” Littell

We will also have a design gallery set up at the party to show off all the amazing art that was submitted by all these great folks, oof!  You should all be proud!

The winning design (shown above) will be printed in vivid color on nice black tee’s for herrs and fraus. Fraus will be v-neck, herrs will be crew, oof.

They will be availiable for purchase at the party for $20 each.  If you want one sent to you at home, we can work that too!!!

Email Bruce, oof, if you want to pre-order.  There will also be a place on my registry to pre-order as well.

Thanks again to all my artist friends, these are great designs that were submitted and i can’t wait to wear my new shirt, oof!!!

Love, Hubert