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Oof!!!  I am still trying to decide!!  So many choices!!!  I’ll make a announcement soon…OOf.

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You will have fun like these guys.  

 

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Scroll thru this blog or go to sOCKTOBERFEST on Facebook and you will see all the fun you will have, oof.

The Clock is ticking!!!

August 30, 2014

photoThe tee shirt contest only has one week left!

Did you do a design?  Did you send it to me at Hubertfest@aol.com?  Get it done, oof!

 

Time for the beer announcement! This year again we are featuring the custom handmade brews from my gut friends at No Limit Brewing! They are good.  They make the beer all the time!  You can click to the link down below and see the No Limit Brewing website, they have a blog too!

 

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This stuff is the best, you will love it! Here is the menu of what you will like this year…

 

“BLACK FOREST STOUT”

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Were you at Socktoberfest last year, and the year before and the year before, and the year before and the year before that? You have had this before. This is my favorite and my Opa, Roger’s favorite.  You will see him at the bar.  This beer is custom developed for me. Liquid Cake with booze. It is chocolate, cherry, and bourbon, with a creamy finish, oof. I love the creamy finish.

 

“PUMP YOU UP”

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Did you try this yummy beer last year?  It was so good we are doing the Major Pump again with my Austrian buddy, Arnold! This beer is a  delightful, autumn pumpkin ale that is! It is tasty and filled with yummy spice, oof. “Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”

 

“THE SMOKING MONKEY”

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Warning: Smoking cigarettes of any kind is bad for you, but drinking smoke beer is good! in Bamburg, Deutschland they call it “Rauchbier”.  Lots of good stuff is smoked: smoked cheese, smoked fish, smoked bacon, smoked sausage, you get the idea!  Smoked barley gives this beer it’s yummy flavor!

 

 

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Is that enough to drink? I do not think so…I am also having a giant keg of Hofbrauhaus Oktoberfest Lager delivered straight to my house from Munich. You can drink that too, oof!

 

 

Oof. Hello, 2014.

August 13, 2014

photoHello, I am Hubert.  I have been resting up since the party last year, and I am ready to do it all over again!  October 18, 2014 is the big day.

Were you there last year?  I was, it was gut!

Lots of intersting things are going on right now, do you know about the Tee-Shirt Contest?  I need you to design a awesome t for me, and for everyone coming to the parties!  Make sure it says “Socktoberfest” some where on it and “Come for the beer, stay for the sausage!”.  Oof, that is my catch phrase! (We will probably print on a black ground, or maybe you have a suggestion?)

If you have the winning design, you get one round trip air ticket to Socktoberfest from anywhere in the continental US that Southwest flys!  This is good for you people who live not where I lives…Fabulous Las Vegas!  You must email me a drawing by September 5th at HUBERTFEST@AOL.COM.

OOF!  You had better get working on this.

 

2008-12-17_dsc_2727.jpgI am ready, oof!  I hope my beer is cold and my cheeze is hot, oof, what does that even mean, i dont know…

I will see you there; it is gut!

Here’s Bruce holding on to the monkeys that are up for adoption, oof! They were a mess! Now some of them will have good homes…hopefully all of them, I cant stand to share my Jagers!!!  Won’t you consider adoption???

See

http://www.celebrationwishes.com/Celebration-Registry-2014-Its-a-Surprise-Hubert-SocktoberfestVI-Hubert-Woodbury.html

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OOF! The invite!

October 14, 2013

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If you need the address, it is because you dont know where I live, OOf! If you are legit, and need the address sent me a email, oof.

hubertfest@aol.com

See you Saturday!!!!

This guy is out of this world and he’s gonna have a great new home with Herr Braaten!photo_5 (1)

Only Pierre and Milo are left and they are quite cute, too!photo_1 (1)

Have you considered adopting a monkey?  If you have please go to http://www.celebrationwishes.com/Trip-Registry-1805-.html

In the box that reads FIND REGISTRANT enter “HUBERT” (that is my name, oof!) as “First name” (leave last name blank).  There you can adopt one of these cute guys….just let me know which one in the gift card on the site!!!

Please check out the rest of the registry and have fun! Any help is a big help. You will see ways to contribute beer, cheeze, sausage and chocolate funds. There are some fun events that you can sign up for, they are fun too! Big “Danke” for taking a minute and checking it out!

Here are all vintage sockmonkeys whom have been lovingly fostered and spruced up by the people I live with, and they are ready for forever homes.

I am ready to drink some Jager next week, oof!  Are you????

My Cousin Otzi-munk  has been adopted last night!  He is a good monkey and will enjoy his forever home with at the Grotto!  I hope he knows how to play Futball!!!! OOF.

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Have you considered adopting a monkey?  If you have please go to
http://www.celebrationwishes.com/Trip-Registry-1805-.html

In the box that reads FIND REGISTRANT enter “HUBERT” (that is my name, oof!) as “First name” (leave last name blank).  There you can adopt one of these cute guys….just let me know which one in the gift card on the site!!!

Please check out the rest of the registry and have fun! Any help is a big help. You will see ways to contribute beer, cheeze, sausage and chocolate funds. There are some fun events that you can sign up for, they are fun too! Big “Danke” for taking a minute and checking it out!

Here are all vintage sockmonkeys whom have been lovingly fostered and spruced up by the people I live with, and they are ready for forever homes.  Woody is the 4th from the left, Otzi is teh caveman on the left!! They are lucky and got soem homes, but please read about his buddies!  Three more to go!
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Pierre “Bonzo” Mercure
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Mon cousin, Pierre hails from Montreux, on the coast of lovely Lake Geneva. He loves le Jazz, le relaxing, le musique and le fromage, oof. In his youth he was the official Fondue-Garcon at the famous rock and roll recording Mountain Studios. Quick with a lighter and a can of sterno, he has melted cheese for some of the most famous rock musicians including Iggy Pop, Queen, David Bowie, and his favorite band, Smokie!

Emilio Largo aka. Milo
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Milo is an unusual cousin. I am not exactly sure where his lives, but it may be under a giant volcano in the sea. He apparently works for a big corporation called Spectre that I think makes fireworks and piñatas, but I am not sure. Oof. He is a special needs adoption monkey, cause he lost a eye while swimming with his own pet sharks. He is a snappy dresser, and after a few martinis you will surely form a bond with him.

Cookie Puss
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This guy is out-of this world! Tripping on the edge of reality, moving towards the outer limits, oof. This cousin of mine, is a way-out warrior of neutrality, and is charged with the electrons of love. Embrace the unknown, reach out to the future, this monkey will light the way, or at least help you live long and prosper. Oh yeah, and he likes to fling his extra-terrestrial poo, too!

Thanks for taking the time to read my blog, oof, and go to my party website! Socktoberfest friends are the best!