My Party Registry is up, oof!

September 18, 2014

Hubert’s Special Party Assistance Registry is Up and Running! Please Search “Hubert” @

There’s lots of cool items up this year, maybe you will find something fun for yourself!


You might want to sing some Karaoke!



You might want to ring some cowbell!demotivational-poster-17800


or you just might want to drink alot of beer!


Any assistance is very appreciated to help Hubert have this awesome party!


Here it is!!!  This is Awesome, oof!  A tee shirt with me on it!!!  I love it and you will too!  OOF!Socktoberfest9-12-14

A un-baised panel of several Judges reviewed the designs and were floored by the overflow of talent that was exhibited by my friends, oof!  I’ve got some creative peeps…

This chosen, winning design was created by my friend,

Johnny “Velour” Gibson

Congrads, Johnny, you did a great job, oof!!!

There were so many awesome designs recieved from my friends from around the world, we have decieded that they are all runners up, oof, and will all recieve a special gift at the party!

Runners-Up include:

Anmar “Mexi-Swiss Princess” Wüthrich and Aaron “Skoug” Skougard

Naomi “Kawaii” Jensen

Heather “Luna Mama” King

Kenneth “Chive-head” Braaten

Roger “Opa” Couture

Sean “Go, Browns” Markle and

Luke “The ‘Stash” Littell

We will also have a design gallery set up at the party to show off all the amazing art that was submitted by all these great folks, oof!  You should all be proud!

The winning design (shown above) will be printed in vivid color on nice black tee’s for herrs and fraus. Fraus will be v-neck, herrs will be crew, oof.

They will be availiable for purchase at the party for $20 each.  If you want one sent to you at home, we can work that too!!!

Email Bruce, oof, if you want to pre-order.  There will also be a place on my registry to pre-order as well.

Thanks again to all my artist friends, these are great designs that were submitted and i can’t wait to wear my new shirt, oof!!!

Love, Hubert



Oof!!!  I am still trying to decide!!  So many choices!!!  I’ll make a announcement soon…OOf.

You will have fun like these guys.  



Scroll thru this blog or go to sOCKTOBERFEST on Facebook and you will see all the fun you will have, oof.

The Clock is ticking!!!

August 30, 2014

photoThe tee shirt contest only has one week left!

Did you do a design?  Did you send it to me at  Get it done, oof!


Time for the beer announcement! This year again we are featuring the custom handmade brews from my gut friends at No Limit Brewing! They are good.  They make the beer all the time!  You can click to the link down below and see the No Limit Brewing website, they have a blog too!


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This stuff is the best, you will love it! Here is the menu of what you will like this year…




Were you at Socktoberfest last year, and the year before and the year before, and the year before and the year before that? You have had this before. This is my favorite and my Opa, Roger’s favorite.  You will see him at the bar.  This beer is custom developed for me. Liquid Cake with booze. It is chocolate, cherry, and bourbon, with a creamy finish, oof. I love the creamy finish.




Did you try this yummy beer last year?  It was so good we are doing the Major Pump again with my Austrian buddy, Arnold! This beer is a  delightful, autumn pumpkin ale that is! It is tasty and filled with yummy spice, oof. “Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”





Warning: Smoking cigarettes of any kind is bad for you, but drinking smoke beer is good! in Bamburg, Deutschland they call it “Rauchbier”.  Lots of good stuff is smoked: smoked cheese, smoked fish, smoked bacon, smoked sausage, you get the idea!  Smoked barley gives this beer it’s yummy flavor!




Is that enough to drink? I do not think so…I am also having a giant keg of Hofbrauhaus Oktoberfest Lager delivered straight to my house from Munich. You can drink that too, oof!



Oof. Hello, 2014.

August 13, 2014

photoHello, I am Hubert.  I have been resting up since the party last year, and I am ready to do it all over again!  October 18, 2014 is the big day.

Were you there last year?  I was, it was gut!

Lots of intersting things are going on right now, do you know about the Tee-Shirt Contest?  I need you to design a awesome t for me, and for everyone coming to the parties!  Make sure it says “Socktoberfest” some where on it and “Come for the beer, stay for the sausage!”.  Oof, that is my catch phrase! (We will probably print on a black ground, or maybe you have a suggestion?)

If you have the winning design, you get one round trip air ticket to Socktoberfest from anywhere in the continental US that Southwest flys!  This is good for you people who live not where I lives…Fabulous Las Vegas!  You must email me a drawing by September 5th at HUBERTFEST@AOL.COM.

OOF!  You had better get working on this.


2008-12-17_dsc_2727.jpgI am ready, oof!  I hope my beer is cold and my cheeze is hot, oof, what does that even mean, i dont know…

I will see you there; it is gut!

Here’s Bruce holding on to the monkeys that are up for adoption, oof! They were a mess! Now some of them will have good homes…hopefully all of them, I cant stand to share my Jagers!!!  Won’t you consider adoption???



OOF! The invite!

October 14, 2013


If you need the address, it is because you dont know where I live, OOf! If you are legit, and need the address sent me a email, oof.

See you Saturday!!!!