Oof! Today is the big day!!!

Before we get started i wanted to go over some of the ground rules, oof!

Do not let the Goat sit at the bar…

Do not give the Goat your beer…

Do not let the Goat eat my birthday cake…

Do not dress the Goat up in a silly outfit…

Do not Motorboat with the Goat…

All these things you cannot do with the Goat but you can enjoy with your legal and consenting friends tonight at Rebar, 1225 So. Main Street, Fabulous Las Vegas, oof.

Love, Hubert

Ps.  Look for me celebrating in the window, oof!